You need a shower

In search of a new shower, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store. We discussed our needs in detail with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion. Later my wife and I were at a restaurant, where the same young woman was working as a waitress. As she passed our table, she suddenly recognized us and called to me in a voice loud enough for nearby diners to hear, "Hey, you're the man who needs a shower."

为了找一个淋浴器，我和妻子去了趟卫浴用品店。 我们详细地和一位女售货员讨论了我们的需求。 因为商店快关门了，我们不得不提前结束了讨论。 随后，我们去了一家餐厅，在那我们又见到那位女售货员，她同时在这家餐厅当服务生。 当她走过我们的桌子时，她突然认出了我们，用大得让附近用餐客人都听得见的音量对我喊道，“嘿，你就是那个要买淋浴器的人”。（也可以理解为“你就是那个需要洗澡的人”。）