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冷幽默:这样它不会太孤单
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Won't Feel Too Lonely

There were two men who went out to eat together.

They ordered about four fishes on the table; and the first man kept eating, eating, and eating to the third fish already.

At the last fish on the plate, suddenly he realized, "I feel a little bit embarrassed already. Oh, please! You take."

So, the other man said, "Oh, never mind.

You take it that so they will be paired together, so that they won't feel too lonely!"

有两个人一同出去吃东西,他们桌上叫了四条鱼,一人不断地吃、吃,已经吃了三条,最后只剩一条鱼在碟子上。当他突然发现盘子上只剩一条鱼时,便感到有些尴尬,他说:“噢!请你吃吧!”

另外一个说:“噢!没关系,你吃,让它们成双成对,以免它们会觉得太孤单。”



 
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