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双语幽默:媳妇和女儿

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双语幽默:媳妇和女儿

Two women were chating in a room,One asked, "How is everthing going with your son?""Oh,don't’ even mention it, what a huge misfortune!!" The woman sighed :"He is poor enough, and marry an extraordinary lazy daughter-in-law.She doesn’t cook,not clean the room,not look after the children except sleep all the time.It was my son who bring breakfast to her bed.

有二个妇人在聊天,其中一个问道:“你儿子还好吧?”“别提了,真是不幸哦!”这个妇人叹息道:“他实在够可怜,娶个媳妇懒的要命,不烧饭、不扫地、不洗衣服、不带孩子,整天就是睡觉,我儿子还要端早餐到她的床上呢!”

"How about your daughter?"

“那女儿呢?”

"She might be lucky." Woman smiled,

“她可就好命了。”妇人满脸笑容。

"She married a good husband who doesn't allow her to do the housework,and handle everything all alone.The housework include cooking,washing ,cleaning and looking after the children.What's more, he brought the breakfast to my daughter everyday.

“她嫁了一个不错的丈夫,不让她做家事,全部都由先生一手包办,煮饭、洗衣、扫地、带孩子,而且每天早上还端早点到床上给她吃呢!”

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