老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪,但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书，老妈都笑的前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼,老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书,看了真的是OH! MY GOD,很有一套喔!请注意英文部份

Dear wang litte sister:

亲爱的王小姐

From see you one eye,I shit love you.

自从看到你的第一眼,我便爱上你。

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.

Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.

妳的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来，

妳的眼睛贬啊贬,我就死去活来?

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.

When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.

也许你不记得我,没有关系,当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情.

I think l should introduce myself to you.

我想应该介绍一下自己。

I call Li big great. Toyear 25

我叫李大伟,今年25(今天是today,那么今年就是toyear.至于伟就翻成great吧 ！)

My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.

我家有四口人..爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。

I am a good man, in a big company work.

我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。

I do early fuck every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.

我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,

* and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife;

请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。

 (实在想不起「嫁」字怎么翻译，好在头脑灵光,嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起。

至于「庙」字,也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是庙。)

Like Your people

喜欢妳的人