Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?"

The other replied, "You're darn right we're poisonous! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?"

To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue."

两条毒蛇正在沿路爬行，这时一条毒蛇问另一条：“我们是毒蛇吗？”

另一条毒蛇答道：“你说得对，我们是毒蛇阿。可是你为什么问这个呢？”

第一条毒蛇说：“因为刚才我咬到自己的舌头了。”