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来源:天星 更新日期:2007-10-07 点击:

An Inadvertent Admission

A psychiatrist said to his patient, "Mr. Patient, I understand that you have a problem. Your problem is that you always contradict whatever other people say or do, right?"

And Mr.Patient said, "No, that's not right."

So the psychiatrist said, "OK! Then I must be mistaken, eh?"

And the patient replied,"No! No! You're not!"

And the psychiatrist said, "Oh, oh, oh,I got it. I got it. You're contradicting everything I say."

And the patient said, "No, you're being ridiculous! You're crazy!"

So the psychiatrist said, "I see, I see. Then you're perfectly sane, right? You're not crazy, right?"

And the patient said,"No. No. I'm crazy as a loon."

Then the psychiatrist said,"Oh, yeah, now we're making some progress here!"

一位精神科医生问病人:“先生,我知道你有个毛病,就是不论别人说什么或做什么,你都一概否定,对吗?”

病人回答:“不对,不对。”

医生说:“好,那一定是我弄错了,是吗?”

病人回答:“不,不,你没有错!”

医生又说:“噢,我明白了,你就是一直否定我所说的话。”

病人说:“不对,你这个人真可笑!你疯了!”

医生就说:“我懂了,你神智完全正常,没有疯,对吗?”

病人回答:“不对,不对,我是神智不清的疯子。”

这时医生说:“很好,我们现在总算有点进展了!”

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